Rename The Episode

Here's how it goes. We go through "The X-Files" series in order and rename the episode as if they were "Friends" titles. Example:

"Bad Blood" would be "The One With Big Buck Teeth"


All titles can be:
"The One With..."
"The One Where..."

You get the point. Have fun!

"Pilot" = "The One Where Every Day Is Like Halloween"

"Deep Throat" - "The One With The Porno Name"

I thought of another one for the "Pilot"

"The One Where She Is Sent To Spy On Him"




NOTE: Oh, and other people can chime in on episode names (like if you have one for "Pilot" and "Deep Throat". Really, I'm loose with the rules and it's more fun when someone randomly thinks of a good title... that way the game to go on and on and on.

So we don't need to go in order of how the episodes aired? We can jump to an ep in s4 if we want?

We should get all of season 1 first before moving onto another season.

I thought of another one for "Deep Throat": "The One With The Flying Hamburger"

"Squeeze" = "The One That Happens Every Thirty Years"

Gotcha!

"Conduit" - "The One With The Mystery At Lake Okobogee"

"The Jersey Devil" = ???????

Err... I don't know how to name that one.... Anyone...? Anyone...? Bueller?

"The Jersey Devil" - "The One Worth Watching Simply To See Mulder In A White T-Shirt"

LMAO! That's great!

"Shadows" = "The One Where Howard Graves Is Very Dead"

"Ghost In The Machine" - "The One Where Scully Crawls Through Air Ducts"

LOL I like that one!

"Ice" = "The One Where We're Not Who We Are" or "The One With The Arctic Worms"

"Space" - "The One That Shouldn't Have Been Produced" or "The One Without An Actual X-File Case"

"Fallen Angel" = "The One With Max Fenig"

I thought of another one for "Space": "The One You Don't Need To Watch"

"Eve" - "The One Where Mulder and Scully Realize They Don't Want Children"

"Fire" = "The One Where He's Dying For A Cigarette"

"Beyond The Sea" - "The First One Where Mulder Doesn't Believe"

(is that true?)

I think that is true....

"Genderbender" *giggles* = "The One Where Not-Krycek Gets It On With A Man/Woman"

"Lazarus" - "The One Where We Learn Scully Likes Authority Figure Men"

"Young At Heart" = "The One Where Mulder Has A Stalker... Sort Of"

"E.B.E." - "The One Where There Was A UFO In Iraq!"

"Miracle Man" = "The Other One You Didn't Need To Watch" or "The One You Watch When You Want To Learn To Pat Your Head and Rub Your Tummy At The Same Time"

"Shapes" - "The One Where Someone Goes Ow Ow! To The Moon"

Holy crap! Hahahahahahahaa!

"Darkness Falls" = "The One Where Bugs Attack"