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The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:36

A club to discuss relationship problems and to give advice. This club originally began as "The Gossip Club" and quickly changed to a relationship advice club.


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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:38

Re: Knowle and me blackmailiing him.
--I really know nothing, I'm just trying to get money out of him. blush



But really... the guy has ISSUES!! I mean, all this hittin' on you, wantin' to get together with Ed and bang you. WOW! I mean, like, he needs to seek help. Poor Monica puts up with so much of his b.s.
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:40

I know a secret about a friend of ours that she wouldn't want anyone to know... and it has to do with a crush of yours.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:40

SOmeone has a crush on Dreamboat (really, who doesn't he's so spicy?!) But... WHO??? This is hardly the p;lace for suspense!
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:41

Monica. She's been flirty with your rolleyes Dreamboat.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:41

OMG! When? Did she see him? I havne't seen him in ages! OMG!
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:43

Shit. Fine. I'll be honest. Ever since I introduced Richard to this place (and in person to Monica) she's been all oogly-eyed about him. I don't understand it, we're married and here she is with wandering eyes.

Fuck, fine, ok. I admit it, I only flirt with Dana to get back at Monica for her crush on Alpert, but yeah, I do think Dana's hot.

Alpert should just go back to his island.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:45

So.... lemme get his stright.... instead of working on your marriage you try an' worsen it by flirting with Dana (quite offensively, I might add). That's not so smart. I'm sure it's harmless flirting without any intention. I mean, let's face it... Mon's not the type of girl to stay with someone when she's unhappy... She practically left Brad at the alter because she felt it wasn't right... so she's still with you for a reason. You should stop being such a d i c k all the time.
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:45

I was going from woman to woman when I was younger, even into adulthood. I was afraid to tell women those three words that can screw everything up (I love you), and then when I finally fall hard for Monica, care for her, help her, be there for her when Brad wasn't, and finally things worked out between us, we got married.

What does Alpert have that I don't? Seriously guys, what?

Mon' and Richard are at the Symphony tonight, and he was going to introduce her to the conductor afterward.
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:48

John's told me that Monica is the kind who will up and leave at the first sign of trouble (or her guy feeling that things were never going to work out). She's still with you, comes home to you every night, worries about you, scolds you when you do something stupid, or when you get drunk (another issue I think you need to look into). She gets upset with you when you pretend to actually want to get me into bed.

I think you two are having a serious communication problem. Get sober, schedule a time to sit down and have a serious discussion about your marriage.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:49

Knowle Rohrer wrote:I was going from woman to woman when I was younger, even into adulthood. I was afraid to tell women those three words that can screw everything up (I love you), and then when I finally fall hard for Monica, care for her, help her, be there for her when Brad wasn't, and finally things worked out between us, we got married.

What does Alpert have that I don't? Seriously guys, what?

Mon' and Richard are at the Symphony tonight, and he was going to introduce her to the conductor afterward.

Perhaps he treats her with dignity and respect, man. I mean, look at the way you've acted recently. Mon's a decent woman you go around pimping yourself out to Dana and Ed for a three-some. Really? Where is the logic in that?
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:49

There is no logic in that.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:50

Addendum: For f u c k's sake, don't roleplay Monica as Dana in bed!!!!! OMG!! Are you mad??? Are you out of your mind????
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:51

It's not so much roleplaying as it is purposely saying "Dana!" upon climax. You know, to hurt Monica's feelings since she hurts me by being with Alpert so much lately.
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:52

You ever think that maybe she and Alpert are just friends? And you're the loser jerk that doesn't deserve such a wonderful woman in his life?

I'm sure she'd be hurt that you would've even think she'd be unfaithful to you. Shame. On. You.
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:54

Well, call her up and tell her to get on the forum. Heck! I'll call her up - at the symphony - and tell her to get on this forum on her phone. Or maybe I'll go down there and find them in the audience and get her to come home with me to talk things out! Yeah! That's what I'll do!
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Post by John Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:55

Don't do that, Knowle! Bad idea.
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:56

Knowle Rohrer wrote:Well, call her up and tell her to get on the forum. Heck! I'll call her up - at the symphony - and tell her to get on this forum on her phone. Or maybe I'll go down there and find them in the audience and get her to come home with me to talk things out! Yeah! That's what I'll do!

1: This public forum is not the place to work on your marriage issues.
2: Going to the symphony to interrupt her evening is hardly the right thing to do... especially in your (I can't only assume) drunk/definately not sober state.
3: Cool off man, you have a fast temper and aren't clear in the head!
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:56

I changed the club's name to The Relationship Advice Club.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:57

Dana Scully wrote:I changed the club's name to The Relationship Advice Club.

*pouts* I liked the GOSSIP CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:58

But you stopped gossping, Alex, and you (of all people!) started giving (of all people!) Knowle relationship advice!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:59

Dana Scully wrote:But you stopped gossping, Alex, and you (of all people!) started giving (of all people!) Knowle relationship advice!

We could start gossiping again. I mean, we could talk about how you guys judge me and think me stupid all the time when i'm really not. I mean, we NEED a GOSSIP CLUB!!!
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Post by Dana Doggett on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 00:59

Then start a new gossip club, I'll join you so long as it remains all gossipy smile
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Post by Alex Krycek on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 01:00

Dana Scully wrote:Then start a new gossip club, I'll join you so long as it remains all gossipy smile

I'm lazy tonight. It's too much work to make my own threads. LOL

besides, kNowle's the one that stopped the gossip. *pouts*

Say... where is he... he hasn't posted.

You don't think he went tot he symphony do you???????? yikes
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Re: The Relationship Advice Club

Post by Knowle Rohrer on Sat 26 Jan 2013, 01:10

I'm cleaning my gun. I figure I'd take your advice and not go to the symphony. Like John, pre-Dana, cleaning my gun (guns actually) calms my nerves and re-focuses my mind.

I'm staying up until Monica gets home though. Might talk to her when we're getting ready for bed.
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