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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:40

I liked it better when he was becoming a woman.


SHAME JOHN! SHEM!
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Post by Dana Doggett on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:40

The Bobbitt Theory?!?

I've made mine and John's special announcement. Thanks for the thoughtful sentiments.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:41

Mulder... I think mom's mad at us... do you think they are really having a baby boy? Do you think they'll name is Alex?
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Post by John Doggett on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:41

Fox Mulder wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

John Wayne Bobbitt (born March 23, 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Bobbitt (née Gallo, born October 31, 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose difficult relationship gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's apartment in Manassas, Virginia, allegedly intoxicated after a night of partying. According to testimony given by Lorena Bobbitt in a 1994 court hearing, he then raped her. (In 1994 he was tried for and acquitted of spousal rape, prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for attacking her husband.) Afterwards, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbitt entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off nearly half of his penis.

So what we can gather from the Bobbitt Theory is that John raped Dana, marital rape, and that Scully is gonna CUT IT OFF!!!

For fuck's sake!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:42

NOw i think dad's mad at us too.
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Post by Knowle Rohrer on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:43

You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:43

Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Oh for f u c k's sake! rolleyes angry
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Post by John Doggett on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:44

Alex Krycek wrote:NOw i think dad's mad at us too.

And we're not yours and Mulder's mom and dad.
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Post by John Doggett on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:44

Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:45

John Doggett wrote:
Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.

Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Fox Mulder on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:45

Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:45

We sound like a groovy rap song mulder! smile
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Knowle Rohrer on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:45

John Doggett wrote:
Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.

Going there.
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:46

Knowle Rohrer wrote:
John Doggett wrote:
Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.

Going there.

Is your life so little and unfulfilling that you have to pick on your friends that are happily married?
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Ed Jerse on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:46

I'd believe the good news if (and only if) I didn't know better. Well, I take that back. I believe she's knocked up. I just don't believe Joe's the dad.
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:47

Ed Jerse wrote:I'd believe the good news if (and only if) I didn't know better. Well, I take that back. I believe she's knocked up. I just don't believe Joe's the dad.

OH S H I T!!!!!!!!! Not you! rolleyes
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:47

Knowle and Jerse should just get it on wit eachothder cuz they are that pervy and stupid! BAH!@
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by John Doggett on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:48

Alex Krycek wrote:
John Doggett wrote:
Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.

Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox Mulder wrote:Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!

I might!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:48

John Doggett wrote:
Alex Krycek wrote:
John Doggett wrote:
Knowle Rohrer wrote:You know, Johnny, if this splits you and Dana up (how she's either gonna go lesbian on you or cut your dick off), I can always have her.

Don't even go there, Knowle. Don't even.

Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox Mulder wrote:Kick his ass John! Kick it real hard!!!!!!!!!!!

I might!

DO IT! And get taht ed guy too!
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Re: my mommy and daddy told me smething

Post by Ed Jerse on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:48

Alex Krycek wrote:Knowle and Jerse should just get it on wit eachothder cuz they are that pervy and stupid! BAH!@

I don't know. Knowle? Think we could both get at Dana? I get front, you get back?
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Post by Fox Mulder on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:49

This can only end in tears!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:49

Ok. What the heck is with this stupid place? ewverytime a tkid pozsts something nice about her parent sKnowl and this ed dude always come an d piss it up? you know what ai meann? It'sl ike they conspire with eachother on how to ruin all the fun. I ha te it !
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:50

Fox Mulder wrote:This can only end in tears!

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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:51

Ed Jerse wrote:
Alex Krycek wrote:Knowle and Jerse should just get it on wit eachothder cuz they are that pervy and stupid! BAH!@

I don't know. Knowle? Think we could both get at Dana? I get front, you get back?

I SAID GET IT ON WITH EACHOTHER, NOT YOU HIM AND DANA YOU SICK PERV I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Alex Krycek on Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:52

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